VHS Glitch Art Portrait

Transform this photo into corrupted VHS glitch art. Apply heavy analog video distortion: RGB color channel splitting with red and blue offset in different directions. Add horizontal scan lines across the entire image. Include VHS tracking errors with bands of distorted image content. Apply chromatic aberration and color bleeding. Add random blocks of pixel corruption and data moshing effects where parts of the image smear horizontally. Include a subtle VHS timestamp in the corner (random date from the 90s). The overall effect should look like a VHS tape that's been recorded over multiple times and is barely holding together. Colors should bleed and shift unpredictably.